(full page coming soon)
Hi, my name's DJ Skainerd. I'm making a claim on this here spot on the internet in the name of the TPM, bitch. ====
We are straight out of the Floyd-J Trailer Park in Arkansas and I'm gonna expand our chapters beyond the state boundaries now to increase the cash flow. I've got a loyal army of crank whores, MC Buckshot, and a broken bottle of Jim Beam to back me up so DO NOT get in my way. Especially not those chumps in the Northside Park DJ AC and MC DC - if you chumps get in my way yall will know what hell there will be to pay.
Speakin of rhymes, we are working on our debut album "Urban Country" - if you check back you might hear a few songs from it here and there. Eventually (I say eventually because there are a lot of drinkin days tween now and then), we are gonna birth that baby out into the world and you igits are gonna buy it and make us a lot of money we can snort up our noses and drown down our gullets (ain't life grand?).
Now, to introduce our cast of characters - pictures will come as soon as we can clear up some issues with warrants in various states. I am Skainerd. I'm the main pimp of this park. Do not damage the whores, do not leave without paying or I will collect on you. This is my trailer, the finest in the park:
Look at those flowers - ain't that some pretty shit? I have the whores tending them every day before I give them what they need from me.
Here is my main cohort, MC Buckshot's trailer:
Its not that much to look at, but then again he don't give a shit.
Here is a little sneak peek at C-Meth's trailer. He is kind of a recluse and thank god he doesn't have the internet cause if he knew I was posting a picture of his house he would fill me full of number 7 buckshot and then tequila and lime juice in the wounds. I have removed all evidence that might show where it is. If you just drive to our address, you could drive for days and never find it. He is quite an elusive fella:
Now, I say that I have the finest trailer in the park, but I'm counting the outside. C-meth has the butt-ugliest trailer on the outside but the finest top of the line shit on the inside and it goes four stories underground. God, I hope he never reads this or I'm dead.
Now, between drinkin binges I'll bring you more stuff - like a kinda professional logo and some other sections. By the way, help me fill out the CONTEST page by sending me pictures of YOUR trailers to trailer@trailerparkmafia.com
The idea is this: I guarantee that soon I'll have WAY MORE SHIT IN MY YARD THAN ANY OF YOU.
Prove me wrong bitch - I dare you. So take pictures of all the shit in your yard. I'm working on mine right fuckin now and my whores can gather shit way faster than you so get off your ass and beat me. The winner can get jumped into the TMP and will get their name in the song "I Got Way More Shit in My Yard Than You" which is soon to be recorded, as well as their picture on this badass website. BTW by sending me your pictures you give me exclusive rights to display it, though I ain't gonna sell your crappy ass pictures as I will have the most shit in my yard than any of you punk ass tricks.
LATER ON
DJ Skainerd
Trailer Park MAFIA